I can't stand April Fool's Day anymore. Really. There was a time when April Fool's involved tying your dad's shoelaces together, or putting soap on your brother's toothbrush. You really had to put some effort into it.
Now all people do is sit on their collective rear-ends and come up with stupid things to write about in the hopes that some idiot without a calendar believes it. But with GMail's 'Custom Time' and Slashdot tending to replace every chance of posting a valid news story with some cockamamie idiotic post how can one forget what day it is?